The Top Ten reasons that you should pick me to party like a rockstar in Vegas for Pubcon 2007:

#10: I am a wanna be webmaster with a tendency to register some of the stupidest domain names ever, for example:

  • Wammr.com
  • Hospibilities.com
  • DeuceBlogalo.com
  • FeedFuzz.com
  • Cashiki.com
  • Mogulish.com

#9:The last time I was in Vegas I ended up being conned out of $400 when a trip to the upstairs bar at Scores with 2 strippers resulted in multiple glasses of champagne and a serious headache.

#8: I have some of the worst luck poker has ever seen blowing a perfectly crafted bankroll on the first hand of a $1000NL tournament when my pocket aces lost to ace king.

#7: I feel that Neil Patel is my kindred spirit.

#6: I will introduce you to the funniest blackjack dealer you have ever met in your life…his name is Shuga and he works at the Hard Rock Hotel…think James Brown meets Rick James.

#5: I will use the $500 spending money on 1 hand of blackjack which I will repeatedly double until I hit $10,000 or go bust.

#4: I have been known to go into hour long dance sessions at nightclubs after a few drinks for no apparent reason.

#3: No matterhow much I drink I never get sick or become incoherent…last test:

  • 5 Coronas
  • 3 Heinekens
  • 4 Rum & Cokes
  • 3 Jager Bombs

#2: I am not an SEO Rockstar, but I once received a hit on my poker blog for the search term “Free Viagara In Atlanta”

#1: I have a serious affinity for partying…see below:

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